My “VCR” Strategy for Iraq

General Petraeus has recommended a “pause” in the draw down of troops in Iraq, a plan supported by our sock puppet president. I believe that if we truly want success in Iraq we expand from “pause” to a full “VCR” Strategy:

  • “Fast Forward” ten years from now, when 15,000 American soldiers have been killed in Iraq and another five trillion dollars spent.
  • “Eject” George Bush and everyone who supported his Iraq fiasco from office in 2008.
  • “Stop” torturing prisoners and performing other inhumane and illegal activies.
  • “Rewind” to November 2000 and recount those fucking Florida ballots!
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